Men’s Club activities combine exciting sports events and casino visits with fundraising.
Its members assist the Sisterhood with any needs and together they provide the environment for the melding of men and women members into one Jewish family.
Events & Activities
Judea Breakfast Club
Post-coronavirus, Breakfast Club will resume on the first Wednesday of each month. 10 AM – Bendat Social Hall. Ladies & Guests always welcome! Breakfast donation: $5.00
Men’s Club Humor by Arnold Miller
MEN’S CLUB HUMOR by Arnold Miller
Bob, a tourist on a transcontinental train, was introduced to a Native American in New Mexico, who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptically, Bob asked, “What did you have for breakfast on September 1, 2007?”
The Native American answered, “Eggs.”
Bob scoffed, “Everyone eats eggs for breakfast. He’s a phony. ”
Thirteen years later, on another similar journey, Bob’s train stopped again in the small New Mexico town.
He saw the same Native American sitting on the train platform. Bob went up to him and said jovially, “How!”
The Native American answered, “Scrambled.”
More Men’s Club Humor
Betty, a very pretty and friendly but somewhat ditzy young lady had to appear in court as a witness in a law- suit. The prosecutor asked her, “Where were you the night of September first?”
“Objection!” said the defense attorney. “It’s irrelevant!”
“Oh, that’s okay,” said Betty from the witness stand. “I can answer that question.”
“I object!” the defense said again.
“No, really,” said Betty. “I don’t mind giving the answer.”
The judge ruled: “If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object.”
So the prosecutor repeated the question: “Where were you the night of September first?”
Betty replied brightly, “I don’t know.”
Create a Booklet for Your Family
This is the response to an autobiographical booklet called “Experience is the Best Teacher”. The booklet was written by member, Rudy Schindler and is now in the library of the Temple.
Thank you for thinking of me on my birthday this year and every year. I also want to thank you for writing me your book about your life and your wisdom. I have gotten through most of it and I would love to talk to you about it when I see you on Thanksgiving. Also I will write you when I finish reading it to tell you what I think and ask you any questions I might have. I love reading about our family’s history. It makes me feel more connected to my roots. And reading about you being a young man has given me a good perspective on my life.
I love you, see you soon,
You may want to create a booklet of your own for your family and get the same kind of response from your grandchildren.
Men’s Club is planning to offer any member this opportunity. Paul Feigenbaum has come up with an unusually low cost for any member inclined. You may contact Paul Feigenbaum at 206-1666 for more details.
Our Daily Minyan
Perhaps the one activity at Temple Judea that never takes a vacation is the Minyan. Twice a week, the faithful gather in Smotrich Chapel to maintain the century-old tradition of public worship. More often than not, the core group is joined by those who, in grief, come to praise the Almighty by means of the Mourners Kaddish. Please consider joining us for morning services. Monday and Thursday at 8:30am.
Donate Your Old Car
As most of you know, the sale of cars donated to Temple Judea has been the source of much needed income to our Temple. I put out a request for help in this project and lo an behold, a member of our Men’s Club, Norman Kingston has volunteered to aid me in this endeavor. Thank you Norman! Norman can be reached either through the Temple office or at his home number 679-2216.
Gold for Temple Judea
Men’s Club will cash in your gold for the Temple and we’ll save you the effort to do so. Call Jack Berger 949.829.8270 to arrange it. A little or a lot – broken or not, it sure will help. Please look around in drawers or closets and cash it in for Temple Judea.