Men’s Club activities combine exciting sports events and casino visits with fundraising.
Its members assist the Sisterhood with any needs and together they provide the environment for the melding of men and women members into one Jewish family.
Events & Activities
November 6, 2019
10:00am – Judea Breakfast Club
Jonathan Firer, founder Megilla.com. Easy way, 3 minutes or less, with question prompts to tell your stories/advice to your next generations! Bendat Social Hall. Ladies & Guests always welcome. Breakfast donation: $5.00
Men’s Club Humor by Arnold Miller
MEN’S CLUB HUMOR by Arnold Miller
David received a colorful parrot for his Bar Mitzvah.
Unfortunately, the parrot had a very bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. David tried his very best to teach the parrot good manners. Unfortunately, the harder David tried the worse the parrot became.
As a last resort, David put him in the freezer.
He hoped the darkness and low temperature would motivate the parrot to change his evil ways.
When David shut the freezer door at first he heard loud squawking but after a short time there was total silence.
Frightened, David quickly opened the freezer.
The parrot calmly walked out and said:
“I am truly sorry that I have offended you. Master David. I shall go to synagogue, pray, and modify my behavior.”
Before David could ask about this astounding change, the parrot continued, “Sir … Just so that I do not make the same mistake, may I ask you what the Empire chicken did to incur your wrath?”
Create a Booklet for Your Family
This is the response to an autobiographical booklet called “Experience is the Best Teacher”. The booklet was written by member, Rudy Schindler and is now in the library of the Temple.
Thank you for thinking of me on my birthday this year and every year. I also want to thank you for writing me your book about your life and your wisdom. I have gotten through most of it and I would love to talk to you about it when I see you on Thanksgiving. Also I will write you when I finish reading it to tell you what I think and ask you any questions I might have. I love reading about our family’s history. It makes me feel more connected to my roots. And reading about you being a young man has given me a good perspective on my life.
I love you, see you soon,
You may want to create a booklet of your own for your family and get the same kind of response from your grandchildren.
Men’s Club is planning to offer any member this opportunity. Paul Feigenbaum has come up with an unusually low cost for any member inclined. You may contact Paul Feigenbaum at 206-1666 for more details.
Our Daily Minyan
Perhaps the one activity at Temple Judea that never takes a vacation is the Minyan. Twice a week, the faithful gather in Smotrich Chapel to maintain the century-old tradition of public worship. More often than not, the core group is joined by those who, in grief, come to praise the Almighty by means of the Mourners Kaddish. Please consider joining us for morning services. Monday and Thursday at 8:30am.
Donate Your Old Car
As most of you know, the sale of cars donated to Temple Judea has been the source of much needed income to our Temple. I put out a request for help in this project and lo an behold, a member of our Men’s Club, Norman Kingston has volunteered to aid me in this endeavor. Thank you Norman! Norman can be reached either through the Temple office or at his home number 679-2216.
Gold for Temple Judea
Men’s Club will cash in your gold for the Temple and we’ll save you the effort to do so. Call Jack Berger 949.829.8270 to arrange it. A little or a lot – broken or not, it sure will help. Please look around in drawers or closets and cash it in for Temple Judea.